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Swastika

Shaved, and skinny, shivering stands

A pale skinned wrench in this machine

The living dead on knees and hands

All those with traits to intervene

The man from East, just shy six heads

Of sending this race up in flames

He settled for the Jews instead

His followers know many names

Conformity which tried its best

To individuals consume

Hush now, or you’ll be with the rest

Locked thick inside that breathless room

May those who kill efficiently

Pay for their sins eternally

It is the look that follows

It is the look that stays

THE LOOK

The look I say!

The stares which steep like stairs

Down the west wing below your shoulder blade

To the center of your hatred

Which is actually a library where Fear sleeps under a table

THE LOOK

It soaks your paper heart With kerosene

It is the antithesis of your own suicide

Portrayed through membranes of stained glass and little red veins

THE LOOK

It makes you wish you were invisible,

That when you dined only floating little plates and spoons could be seen

It makes you want to gouge out all their eyeballs

And take them home

And keep them,

In little glass jars on the mantelpiece

Like olives

Shitty Poetry

If only the great writers, now dead and gone,

Had a hotline service you could call them on

To discuss your innumerous problems.

They seem so well-to-know

Mankind and his every woe;

It must be nice, you figure, to chat them up on the phone.

“Oh Salinger,” perhaps you’d say,

“did I have such an awful day!

The world is such a dreadful place and really I am alone.”

And Salinger, for his reply,

Could quote from Catcher in the Rhye,

And you would feel at ease to think that minds could work in pairs.

To read a book, and understand

And think, how wonderful, how grand

It would be for the words to say back to you:

“I know you do. I know you do. I’m written here to be with you.”

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dinosaurs!